I just had the following conversation via instant messaging with a coworker:
I concede defeat. I'll start working on changing the algorithm
HA HA! Victory is mine!
relish it while you can - I'm sure it will be short-lived.
Why would I want to relish victory? I really don't like sweet pickles at all, and like them even less chopped up and served on my victory with ketchup or mustard. Can I have fried onions on my victory instead? Actually... I think I might be in the mood for a big chili victory. That sounds pretty good right now.