Activist judges only affect the law when a case comes before their court.

Activist legislatures can pass stupid laws whenever they see fit.

I have a theory that the guy who invented Velcro had a scruffy face and a wife or girlfriend with long hair.

This was a snippet of a conversation I had with a coworker... we'll call her "Janet" to protect her anonymity:

Janet:  I used to go to Las Vegas for about a week every month, and each time I might spend only $20 in the casinos.

Me:  You only spent $20?  What were you doing in Las Vegas?

Janet:  Working.

Me:  *Eyebrow Raise*

Janet:  Well that didn't sound good, did it?

Of course, you can even find me on the Facebook.  Via a certain web producer we all know.

In response to Friday's Quotable Coworker:

"That was the sound of white people clapping.  I could tell because it was out of rhythm."

Another coworker responded via email with this:

Laws are for society.  Justice is for the individual.

Names are withheld to protect the innocent:

"That was the sound of white people clapping.  I could tell because it was out of rhythm."

The Pennsylvania primary is like the orgasm that comes after 6 weeks of electoral foreplay... except there won't be any cuddling afterwards.

There are those who enjoy fishing, and there are those who enjoy catching.

There are no absolute goods, but there are absolute evils.

Further Thought:  There are Absolut wrongs too.

I personally think the whole Sirius/XM dust up with JB Van Hollen is pretty funny.  Here we have conservative bloggers attacking a Republican, while liberals are doing the same, when the result would be two companies merging and becoming larger, and decreasing competition (potentially).  Republicans attacking Republicans?  Democrats wanting less competition in our "public airwaves".  Anyone checked the temperature in Hell lately?

... that the new Starbucks logo looks kind of pornographic?  I mean seriously... how flexible is she that she can do that with her legs?

She doesn't look very lady like.

Concise?

You actually can get blood from a stone... the problem is that it comes from your hand after squeezing too hard.

Men don't have purses... we have pockets.