Leverage

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall bend my lever.
I haven't made a demotivator in a long time, so it was good to get a special request for one by email. Finding the right picture is always the hardest part.
Contemplation
Independence
Independence
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
Working hard and being self-sufficient will only make you look appetizing to someone bigger.
This post by Phelony reminded me of an old fable, and then demotivation struck.
Speaking of Distraction
Distraction
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
You have beautiful eyes.
This one is for Matt and Robyn who just got back from Hawaii.
Yoga
Yoga
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
Even twisted people need a hobby.
Reflection
Reflection
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
Mirrors may not lie, but they're not very opinionated either.
Government
Government
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine.
They're not going to stop until they take every last dime from us, and then put us all on welfare.
Aspirations
Aspirations
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
Sometimes the road less traveled is that way for a reason.
Photo courtesy of Charlie Sykes.
Destiny
Destiny
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
It's recently been announced that Jack Kevorkian is scheduled for parole in June, and so I thought a new demotivator was in order. Apparently he plans on doing some writing and possibly speaking... no killing though.
In Honor of Global Orgasm Day
Iraq - Don't Pull Out
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
In honor of Global Orgasm Day on December 22nd, I created this poster to commemorate the event.
I think it's pretty fitting... don't you Dennis?
Honesty
Honesty
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
This one is for you Matt.
Responsibility
Responsibility
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
I don't care if you do your job, as long as I can still do mine.
Confrontation
Confrontation
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
Don't mess with Phelony... especially when she's holding an assault rifle. Original photo is courtesy of Chris.
Progress
Progress
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
It's just like life to make you think that everything is going great... and you see the light at the end of the tunnel only to realize that you're about to get hit head on by the train.
Success
Success
Originally uploaded by Nick_Schweitzer.
This one came to me on the plane on my way out to California. I didn't take the time to put it together until tonight though.
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