In honor of Global Orgasm Day on December 22nd, I created this poster to commemorate the event.

I think it's pretty fitting... don't you Dennis?

This one is for you Matt.

I don't care if you do your job, as long as I can still do mine.

Don't mess with Phelony... especially when she's holding an assault rifle. Original photo is courtesy of Chris.

It's just like life to make you think that everything is going great... and you see the light at the end of the tunnel only to realize that you're about to get hit head on by the train.

This one came to me on the plane on my way out to California. I didn't take the time to put it together until tonight though.

Just in time for football season, and just for all you Cowboys fans who are stuck with T.O. now.. one more demotivator.

Here is my latest demotivator, used with this great tool. You can see all my demotivators in my Flickr set devoted to them.

Don't forget that Drinking Right is tomorrow at Papa's Social Club.

You should know that I'm dedicating this demotivator to a former coworker of mine, Ross, who preferred this phrase over anything having to do with beer goggles.

I really do enjoy this cool motivator creator... or in this case a demotivator creator.  I could probably make these things all day if I wanted to.

People who know me well know that my memory can sometimes be pretty bad. Sometimes I feel like my memory is just a big black hole.

Made with my favorite Demotivator tool. Hang this one in your office as a reminder of what you'll do to them if they don't quiet down!

I have to admit, I'm having a lot of fun playing around with the do it yourself demotivator tool. This photo comes courtesy of Cute Overload. And don't forget to check out The Confidentials, who is having fun with this too.

If you're like me, then you love Demotivators from Despair.com. Well, now you can make your own demotivators out of your very own photos.

Via Boing Boing.