You'd think that somewhere during the process of procuring a marriage certificate, they might have taken care of the restraining order:
A New York state man has been arrested for getting too close to his bride on their wedding day.Timothy Cole quarreled with a wedding guest at a party Friday after wedding his ex-wife in Batavia, police said.Officers knew the 45-year-old Cole from previous arrests and realized his bride had an order of protection against him. Cole was charged with first-degree criminal contempt, a felony, and ordered jailed without bail.
Of course, had they actually been able to go through with the wedding, they might have been arrested for having sex like this couple was:
A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend’s home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said Thursday.A court barred Adam Hinton, 32, from being within 110 yards of his 29-year-old girlfriend Kerry Norris’ apartment, Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman Mike Taggart said.Residents of Norris’s publicly owned home had been complaining since 2006 about thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities, Taggart said.
I don't understand the complaint... you mean there's another way? And as Owen points out, the NHS has been encouraging couples to get it on for their health. Is there anywhere that the government won't stick it's big fat ugly nose?
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