My sister Sarah has come and gone again, but I'd be remiss if I didn't share some of her pearls of wisdom with the rest of you, MRQ style.  So for your enjoyment, I give you another edition of Sarah Random Quotes:

I was just a dumb ass.

I'm not sure which are bigger, the bags in the trunk or the bags under my eyes.

Thank you 8 lb. 6 oz. Baby Jesus.

Has Sarah found religion?  No, she found Talladega Nights.  Big difference.

Hey!  I'm not here to give you material.

Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plains.  And the tornadoes, blow, blow, blow.

Are you proposing I do a hit?!

Delightful!

I kept waiting for it to get better.  Obviously it never happened.