Inspired by this news story last week out of Africa:
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
I give you this week's Monday Music... Detachable Penis by King Missile (may not be safe for work depending on where you work):
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