A man was arrested for having sex with a picnic table... seriously:

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

I don't know what's more disturbing.  The fact that he did this, or the fact that it was considered a felony.  The charges have since been dropped, but misdemeanor charges may be filed instead.  I wonder what led to the charges being dropped.  Perhaps he found the instruction manual for assembling the table which said that you were supposed to insert a pole into the hole into the middle?

Via Reason.