Either crime in the UK is so low that they have to really search for it, or the police union is looking to increase it's statistics to look good:

A pupil has been arrested for attacking a classmate with a baguette.

The 15-year-old attacker was questioned by police after arming himself with the French stick at a secondary school.

The unusual weapon was one of 80 seized by cops from schools in Sussex over the last two years.
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A 13-year-old was warned by police officers after an assault with a pillow, a 14-year-old attacked another with an egg and a tomato and a 15-year-old was cautioned for common assault using a baguette.

I remember when pillow fights were fun, not jail worthy.  What is the matter with these people?  Via Nobody's Business.