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Friday, February 01, 2008
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Real Starbucks Conversations

Barista 1:  So Nick, since you know so much about politics, we were wondering why Giuliani dropped out after Florida.

Me:  Well, he pretty much put all his eggs in the Florida basket and then he lost big time.  By ignoring the early primaries, he let everyone else get a lot of media traction and momentum, and they simply rolled over him.

Barista 2:  I didn't like Giuliani.  I want Ron Paul.

Me:  Seriously?  *High Five*

Barista 2:  I always pictured you as being liberal.

Me:  God no.  I'm a Libertarian.

You see!  We're everywhere!

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Friday, February 01, 2008 4:05:57 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Yeah, that's pretty much why you always see Ron Paul with babes on both arms. It gets the chicks.
John Foust
Friday, February 01, 2008 8:40:02 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I wonder how many innocent coffee farmers had to suffer for Ron Paul.
James Wigderson
Saturday, February 02, 2008 12:19:31 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Ron Paul supporters multiply like gremlins. Just thrown some water on one and four more will sprout up.
Zach W.
Sunday, February 03, 2008 1:50:37 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Yes, and we Paul supporters are apparently gluttons for punishment, as well.

Different is bad, after all. Mass conformity is the key to all government-planned utopias, and we certainly wouldn't want to get in the way of that brilliant scheme.

By all means, proceed with the verbal punishment.
Joey
Tuesday, February 05, 2008 3:43:42 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Damn kids don't know how good you've got it these days! Back then we'd scramble hard to get 0.25% of the vote! We'd have to take Clark, Bergland and Paul out for beers and dinner, and they'd make us pay!
John Foust
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