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Thursday, December 06, 2007
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Might I Suggest BYOV

That would be Bring Your Own Vibrator:

In the rooms of Manhattan's trendy Soho Grand Hotel guests can enjoy an eclectic selection of underground music, iPod docking stations, flat-screen TVs and even the living company of a complimentary goldfish. But, alas, the word of God is nowhere to be found. Unlike traditional hotels, the 10-year-old boutique has never put Bibles in its guest rooms, because "society evolves," says hotel spokeswoman Lori DeBlois. Providing Bibles would mean the hotel "would have to take care of every guest's belief."
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Edgier chains like the W provide "intimacy kits" with condoms in the minibar, while New York's Mercer Hotel supplies a free condom in each bathroom. Neither has Bibles. Since its recent renovation, the Sofitel L.A. offers a tantalizing lovers' dice game: roll one die for the action to be performed (for example, "kiss," "lick") and the other for the associated body part. The hotel's "mile high" kit, sold in the revamped gift shop, includes a condom, a mini vibrator, a feather tickler and lubricant. The new Indigo hotel in Scottsdale, Ariz., a "branded boutique" launched by InterContinental, also has no Bibles, but it does offer a "One Night Stand" package for guests seeking VIP treatment at local nightclubs and late checkout for the hazy morning after.

Look, I have absolutely nothing against a little battery powered fun in the bedroom.  But have you seen the television shows with the black light on the sheets and blankets in hotels?  And now you're going to use their vibrator?  Are you nuts?  Bring your own.  Granted, places like the W are pretty up scale... but why chance it?

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Friday, December 07, 2007 12:39:50 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Ummm.....ew.
Friday, December 07, 2007 8:49:56 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
They sell you a new vibrator in the "Mile High Kit."

Are these sexy stories just your way of boosting readership and an attempt to reach 35 comments? :-)
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