Disclaimer The opinions expressed herein are my own personal opinions and do not represent my employer's view in anyway.
"Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, 'where the sand turns to gold.' Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over."
Not to mention being the one who knocks out every other player at the table... and helping a great cause.