This is ... words escape me... horrific:

 A federal prosecutor was charged yesterday with flying across the country to have sex with a little girl.

Our cousins at Detroit Free Press quote police who say John David Roy Atchison, 53, arrived at the airport in Detroit "with a Dora the Explorer doll, hoop earrings and petroleum jelly for a 5-year-old he planned to have sex with" following a series of online conversations with an undercover investigator.

"Atchison reassured the sheriff's deputy who was posing as the child's mother that he would not hurt the 5-year-old because he goes 'slow and easy,' and 'I've done it plenty,'" The Detroit News reports.

Excuse me while I go vomit.  This is where my belief in a fair justice system conflicts with my gut.  My gut says, cut off his balls, and then use them as a gag while his cell mates go to town on his ass... no petroleum jelly required.