If there are kids in the room, have them leave now. If you have headphones, put them on. If you have liquids in your mouth, swallow first. This is definitely not safe for work, and is also not to be missed.
Done everything above? Good. Now click to find out more about the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007.
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