I don't know why I find this story funny exactly, but I do, and so now I share it:

The Chicago Sun-Times reports that a Chicago priest pleaded guilty Friday to stealing nearly $200,000 from parishioners so that he could give cash and gifts to a gay stripper.
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During a search of the rectory, police say they found nude photos of Sosnicki, including one that showed him sleeping in the priest's bed.

I blame gay marriage.