Me:  So... God.  About that little prayer this morning...
God:  Hey, it was good hearing from you.  It's been a while.
Me:  Well, I've been pretty busy.
God:  Try running the world some day.

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God:  So how did everything workout with the prayer?
Me:  Well, I wanted to talk to you about that.  I woke up this morning, and it was raining here, and it rained pretty much all the way to Kenosha.  But I do have to say, you kept the rain away from the race just like I asked.
God:  Well, I didn't want to discourage more conversation.
Me:  Right.  But God... what was with the wind?
God:  You never said anything about no wind.
Me:  But was it really necessary?
God:  Exactly how did you expect me to blow the rain clouds out of the area without wind?
Me:  You couldn't just snap your fingers or something?
God:  Come on Nick, you know I don't work that way.