I've withheld the name of my friend to protect the innocent...

Nick: Yeah... there was really no need for all the shoving or anything
Friend: it was probably over a girl with boobs
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Friend: sorry, our lunch has me on a one track mind for jokes
Nick: You had boobs for lunch?
Friend: no i went to lunch with some sex starved married men where there were several pretty ladies
Friend: for WI that is
Nick: HA
Nick: You're turning into a California girl snob already
Nick: They don't call it silicone valley for nothing
Friend: indeed