Liberals are homos.  Libertarians are heteros.  Conservatives are a pretty mixed bag.

And by Homo/Hetero, I'm referring to homogeneous vs. heterogeneous.  Do you believe that societal members should all act identically, and have identical benefits, or do you believe that we should be allowed to act differently, even if that means we may benefit differently as a consequence?

Because as soon as government is in charge, we're all homos.

I proudly declare that I'm a hetero.