If you're not reading Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke, then you ought to be. Here is today's explanation:
Marmaduke is going to drink two bottles of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine and deflower a teenage Afghan Hound.
You can go here for the context. It's sooo wrong, and yet damn funny.
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