Technically, I don't think Joseph was married to Mary when God did the deed.

Commandment #11: Thou shalt not ask questions.

By the way, I think you're going to hell for this.

I don't think God actually pounded the posturpedic with Mary. If he had, I don't know that Mary and Joseph would have stayed together and had more children. Don't you think that if God himself, the creator of sex, for crying out loud, had set the quilts a-quivering with Mary, Joseph would have seemed, um, inadequate? All he ever would have heard was, "Well, GOD never did it that way." "The last guy I was with, you know, GOD,..."

The winner of the going-to-hell derby in my opinion is wendy for giving us this mental picture:
"I don't think God actually pounded the posturpedic with Mary."

of course the rest of us are probably going, too, just for reading it.
(laughed my ass off, tho..)

Slammed the Serta?

OMG. Wendy, that has got to be the best thing I've read in months!

Criminy Wendy! Ya nearly made me wet m'britches.