I'm sorry lady... but I didn't see you there.  I understand that you probably could have done without seeing me adjust my package, but to be honest, these bike shorts can ride up sometimes, and some things just have to be done.  Besides, you didn't come around the corner until after my hand was already in the cookie jar.  So just get over it, and move on without the angry glare.  After all, we all out just trying to enjoy the sun for once aren't we?

And don't even tell me that you've never had to adjust your sports bra.