With my most sincere apologies to my good friend Josh, I just have to quote out of today's Dilbert Blog:

He tried once to make conversation with me. "Going home?" he asked. I avoided that trap like a hamster avoids a Richard Gere film festival. (See? I'm damaged.)  "Going to work," I answered. Had he asked what kind of work, I was ready to explain my career as an actuary.  No one can survive that for more than five minutes without slipping into a coma.

And that's not even the funniest part of the post.  Go read.  It's a good thing Josh doesn't actually read my blog... he might be offended.