I was going through my wallet recently, cleaning out old receipts I didn't need in order to prevent it from turning into a Costanzian mess, when I found a fortune I got at EE Sane last Friday:

When you're not afraid to do it wrong the first time, you'll eventually get it right.

While very wise, and very true, and a good maxim to live by... it doesn't make a prediction about my future.  Why is it that I never seem to get fortunes that tell me about my future any more?