If you were to only be half listening to a conversation, and then hear the phrase "tripping toys"... what would you think was being discussed?

A.  Jump ropes, or some other form of toy that could be used to trip someone.
B.  Magnetic checkers, or other toys one might take on a car trip.
C.  Kaleidoscopes, or other things you might amuse yourself with while tripping (high).

If you said A or B, then you're like me.  If you said C, you would have fit right into the conversation last night.  Other topics of conversation included CPAC, Barkley, English translations, and my ass.

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