I don't have a uterus, and even I cringed when I read this:

He is called "Super Tonio," and at a whopping birth weight of 14.5 pounds, the little fellow is causing a sensation in this Mexican resort city.

Cancun residents have crowded the nursery ward's window to see Antonio Vasconcelos, who was born early Monday by Caesarean section. The baby drinks 5 ounces of milk every three hours, and measures 22 inches in length.

It could be worse... a woman in Oklahoma just lost 93 pounds when doctors removed an ovarian cyst:

A Kellyville woman has undergone dramatic weight loss, but not by any traditional means.

The woman had a 93-pound ovarian cyst removed through surgery earlier this month at SouthCrest Medical Plaza in Tulsa.

Taquela Hilton's doctor says the procedure was like having a C-section to deliver a 12-year-old.