Person 1: Is your husband coming tonight?Person 2: Yes.Person 1: He's an anaesthesiologist right?Person 2: Yep.Person 1: Can you tell him to bring the good drugs?Person 2: I can call and find out.Person 3: Tell him to bring the CO2 maaannnn. The carbon monoxide, or whatever it is they use.
Not only did he call CO2 carbon monoxide, but it's actually nitrous oxide which is popular to sniff. I had to bite my tongue to keep from correcting him over the cube wall for fear that I would be the subject of a random drug test next week. Not that you can test for NO, or that I would know any of these things from personal experience.
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