I'd just like to take this moment to thank all of the good and cautious drivers on the city streets this morning. Amazingly, I think everyone around me was driving very safe and sensible, except for a U.S. Postal Service semi on Wisconsin Ave. who was driving like a complete dumb f*ck. But then, what would you expect from a government employee?
Disclaimer The opinions expressed herein are my own personal opinions and do not represent my employer's view in anyway.