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Friday, November 10, 2006
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Time For New Blue Jeans

A few comments to women who wear blue jeans.

  1. Blue jeans that are blue denim everywhere, but are stark white right on your butt, are not a good look.  Either it shows that you don't know how to properly use bleach, or that you sit on your butt so long and so hard that it wears away on the obviously cheap clothes you buy.  Neither of those prospects are attractive.
  2. Don't glare at us when you catch us looking at your ass if you have the white spot there.  Most men are very observant, and the human brain is programmed to notice things that are noticeably different from its surroundings.  We can't simply turn off biology like that.
  3. Ditto goes for glaring at us if you have designs on your back jeans pockets, or especially if you have something written there.  I enjoy reading.
  4. Speaking of designs... pink flowers on your back pockets where the threading wears quickly into an ugly mess isn't as cute as you think.
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Friday, November 10, 2006 12:36:11 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
See, I just totally love your fashion posts!

I really hate pants that have big block letters right on the backseat area. To me is says "hey everyone check out my booty,please judge me by the size of my ass."

As for the parents that allow their young daughters to waltz around in such pants. Shame shame shame.
sliverthetomcat
Friday, November 10, 2006 12:52:33 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Casual Friday today, huh.

That white spot actually usually means their ass is too big for their jeans, and it's slowly wearing away.

I hate writing on the ass of pants. It's a cry for attention. But that's not as bad as it gets.

Walking down State Street the other day, I saw a belt on a mannequin that said in big silver gangsta-bling letters, "SEXY."

I thought, "skanky."
Jenna
Friday, November 10, 2006 12:57:36 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Sliver... I hear yah on the youngins with the writing on their butts. What's scary is when I catch myself looking... then after the fact realize that it's a 12 year old girl. Gives me the willies.

And Jenna... I think it's more than just Skanky. It's like that Friends episode where Monica leaves the message on the answering machine trying to be casual and ends it with "I'm breezy", and Joey says "You can't say you're breezy, that totally negates the breezy!". This applies to sexy. If you have to emblazon the words "Sexy" on you somewhere, that means you aren't sexy at all.
Nick
Sunday, November 12, 2006 3:53:42 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
This is so a propos! Friday night, I was walking home from work for a good ways behind a woman who had sweatpants on which were black, and emblazoned on the a$$ in gothic letters with the word "juicy." My first thought was, why would anyone want to advertise that? My second was: how does she respond to men who respond to her advertisement?
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