Me: So did you hear? The Census Bureau estimate is saying that we'll have over 300,000,000 people tomorrow.Mom: Well, I guess that makes 299,999,999 idiots and then your mother.Me: Gee, thanks Mom.Mom: And her family. I guess you can be grandfathered in.
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