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Friday, October 13, 2006
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Tin Foil Hats Help The Government

Thanks to my friend Be for pointing out this study at MIT which found that tin foil hats don't actually do much to block most frequency bands, and in fact amplify certain bands that are most commonly used for government purposes (according to conspiracy theorists at least):

It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics. Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.
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The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites. The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.
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It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.

Somebody alert Kevin Barrett.

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 10:46:11 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)
They aren't really serious, are they????
Saturday, October 14, 2006 11:02:13 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)
I think they're very serious. The MIT folks never said that the government was actually using these frequencies for nefarious purposes, just that they are the ones most commonly sited by the tin foil hat wearers. And in the ironic twist of fate, the tin foil hats actually amplify those particular signals... instead of blocking them. The MIT guys take their studies very seriously... even if they do choose wacky topics to study.

Bicycling did a feature recently on the cycling team which was fascinating. They studies all sorts of ways to improve efficiency, and did all sorts of wind tunnel testing. Then when they did their biggest collegiate race, they punched all their wind tunnel numbers into a spreadsheet to estimate when they'd finish the race. Their finish time ended up being about 10 seconds off what the spreadsheet numbers said.
Tuesday, October 17, 2006 8:14:28 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)
Did the results vary by the brand of aluminum foil used to make these hats?
Tuesday, October 17, 2006 8:26:28 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)
That question scares me a little... since I don't know if you're serious or not. However... I would imagine it's possible, but you'd have to ask the MIT guys to be sure. Some foils are thicker than others, and so that might affect the results.

However, having worked for a company that dealt with radio signals heavily, and with different antennas of varying types, I would imagine that results would actually change most due to the design of the hat. Different shapes would probably do a better job at reflecting the signals, while others may actually have the effect of channeling the signal to the wearer. People actually spend years studying the subject of antenna design, and get multiple PhD's and still have trouble with it.
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