We don't listen to market analysts at the new Quick WATN... we just post the favorite parts of your favorite posts, over and over again.

By the way, the "natural clove scent" is a nice touch, especially as the spray is blown back towards my face.  I'm sure the Paper Wasp Queen had thought someone lit up a nice potpourri candle as she was grasping for life.
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Advocating for socialized medicine requires that you care more about people that you don't know, than you care about yourself or those you love, in order to provide for completely equal care.  Advocating for fixing our current system requires that inequity in health care continue to exist, and that some people receive better care than others.  In other words, it means I don't care that much about you.

The new Quick WATN... just the favorite parts of your favorite posts!

And yet with every bitter word, angry shout, and off the deep end comment she makes, she puts it on the lid of a garbage can for everyone.  She doesn't even bother to hose it off for you... she just leaves yesterday's rotted food on there to go with your steak.
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I feel sick... disgusted... cheap... dirty (and not in a good way).  To think that someone with those kinds of extreme, outrageous, childish, unthinking and insane views would use my blog... my blog... to somehow try to prove their views is... aarrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!
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I think July 4th, 1776 isn't the day America was born... rather it's the day that America's mom got knocked up.  I know that a lot of guys were at the signing of the Declaration of Independence... but I'll refrain from thinking of it as a gang bang.  You can if you want.

So apparently WLUM (Formerly Rock 1021, formerly Milwaukee's Alternative Station) isn't actually changing its format.  They're just stunting to get attention for the next few days.  However, during this period of time their station is completely impossible to listen to.  All they're doing is playing 10 second clips of songs mashed together.  This is apparently an attempt to get people to listen, because they're going to making a bunch of marketing changes around the idea that they'll be "more local", whatever that means.  In reality, it's having the opposite effect.  I normally listen to this station, but since they've started stunting, I haven't been able to.  Talk about a stupid move.

Thank God for my MP3 player.