The Carnival of the Badger is at Right off the Shore tomorrow.  Even though she's saying she'll dress up in leather and heels and make you pay if you don't submit your entries... I think you should try to get your entries in on time.  Get them in by the end of the day if you want to avoid punishment.  If you'd like to host an edition, be sure to let me know.  No experience with whips and chains is required.