Salesman: Good afternoon ma'am, how can I help you?
McKinney: I came in here to buy some new tires for my car, but the first thing I see is that big white guy smiling at me from the corner!
Salesman: That's the Michelin Man ma'am.
McKinney: If all these tires are black, why the hell is your mascot white? *
Salesman: *blink*
McKinney: And why are white wall tires treated like some sort of special feature, like making a tire white is somehow better then keeping them all black?