I saw Underworld: Evolution with some friends at the Marcus UltraScreen on Saturday. Instead of trying to explain the plot, discussing the cinematics, storytelling, directing, etc., I thought I'd break down the movie into simple bullets points of pros and cons for you.

First the pros:

• Random shots of large breasted female vampires topless.
  
• Kate Beckinsale.
  
• Kate Beckinsale wearing very tight leather outfits.
  
• Kate Beckinsale nude.
  
• Kate Beckinsale nude on a 75 ft x 32 ft screen.
  

Do the cons really even matter?