Hell hath no fury...

Gail O'Toole was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.

That's the lead to this story... which is shocking in an of itself when you read the rest... because 6 months probation is definitely not enough. There needed to be some jail time here.

On Wednesday, the civil suit went to court, where O'Toole's ex-boyfriend claimed her "outrageous" and "inhumane" acts are worth thousands in damages.

Ken Slaby said he was in love with O'Toole five years ago.

He even admitted he was devastated when O'Toole broke it off.

So, when O'Toole invited him over to her Murrysville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed.

Slaby said O'Toole even went to his house in Pittsburgh to pick him up.

But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.

This is the freaky part... he didn't cheat on her. She broke up with him, then he found someone new. And here is how she decided to "punish" her ex for getting over her.

Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.

When he woke up, Slaby said O'Toole threw him out.

He didn't have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.
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At the hospital, oils did little to remove the glue. Nurses actually had to peel it off.

Slaby underwent treatment from a dermatologist several times afterward.

But wait... it gets even better... or worse depending on your point of view.

O'Toole's attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple -- acts that he agreed to -- incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom.

First of all... if they were incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom, why did she throw him out? Secondly... are you freaking kidding me?! Here's the other side to that story...

But Slaby said O'Toole told him she planned the acts since the break up. According to Slaby, O'Toole came up with script and followed it to the letter because she was angry that he had moved on.

I'm not ashamed to say that I think my balls actually crawled up and hid for a while after I read this.