Austin: "And one of them is nuclear war."
Basil: "What's the other?"
Austin: "Excuse me?"
Basil: "What's the other thing that scares you?"
Austin: "Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands."

I have no idea whether he smells like cabbage... but Real Debate Wisconsin has this week's Carnival of the Badger... and has taken the carnival theme to new lengths. Go enjoy bloggy goodness from all over the dairy state... no matter how big your hands are. Next week the Carnival lands at Leaning Blue. Usual rules apply.