Protein Wisdom pointed to a video clip of Celine Dion totally breaking down on CNN that was just priceless. The person who posted the clip quoted from the movie Billy Madison. It's one of my favorite quotes, and fits perfectly here. Subsitute Mr. Madison with Ms. Dion appropriately:

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.