In other news, Hawaiian Pets Gain Right of Inheritance:

The audience was eager for the governor to put pen to paper. Some drooled. Catching the spirit of excitement, a few even lost control and barked. Canines of all sizes and a spotted rabbit named Roxy were among those gathered Friday at the Capitol to watch Gov. Linda Lingle sign into law a measure that allows residents to leave a trust for the care of their dog, cat, or other domestic animal.

When asked for comment, officials with the IRS said that they were still working on Schedule K9, which would be used to determine how to pay for taxes on inheritence using Milk Bones.