I've just sat down at my desk, and I'm already tired.

First there was the mini van in front of me driving like a maniac. She would put on her left turn signal only to bust ahead at the light and change her mind. Then change lanes like a drunk driver... and pretend like she was bumper bowling with the lane lines. What was the best part? She had a Jesus Fish in the middle of the tailgate, a bumper sticker on the left side of tailgate that said "I Believe!" and another bumper sticker on the right side that said "Yes, Jesus Loves Me! (and he loves you too)". Well lady, Jesus better love you, because you'll be seeing him real soon if you keep driving like that.

As if that wasn't enough, I got into work and had to spend 10 minutes at the security desk changing out my Consultant ID (which you have to do at the beginning of every month here). That wasn't so bad, just annoying. What was bad were the two guys in the lobby with a keyboard and a microphone singing show tunes out of key as part of a UPAF fund raiser. I wanted to go over with $20 and say I'd donate if they'd stop.

The day can only get better from here.