Every now and then I check out my SiteMeter referals list to see how people are finding my blog. Here are some of the more interesting search phrases of late:

"emotional stress and pain of the nick": This one linked directly to my home page. So what's the implication here? Do I cause emotional stress and pain? Maybe I'm in some sort of emotional pain or stress, and just don't know it.

"dog condom": This post has been generating some interest lately. Maybe there's a bigger market in these than I originally thought.

"Forcing Boys to Dress As Girls, dressed as a girl": This search phrase will find you on this post. Why you'd search on this... I don't even want to speculate.

"breathalyzer beating eating crap": This phrase lands you here. I don't know if this person heard about this and wanted to laugh... or was thinking about doing this and wanted to know if it would work. For his sake I hope it was the former and not the latter.

"treatment for hysteria 1950": Hey - I've got nothing against people interested in history... Even if it's the history of vibrators.