I recently bought a new razor for myself. This particular one comes with a charging stand, and on this charging stand is a little tiny analog clock. Why? Why do manufacturers insist on putting a clock on practically everything they sell? When daylight savings time comes, I end up roaming around every room finding every clock I own... changing the time. Not only that, but I have to remember how to change the time on all those clocks because they all do it differently.

I used to laugh at my Aunt Carolyn. She never changes the clock in her car. 6 months out of the year she's right, and the other 6 months out of the year she subtracts an hour. I think I finally understand why... at a certain point in time in your life you realize you don't want to fix one more clock. Unfortunately for me, I haven't reached that point in time in my life. So now I own one more time piece which I must keep up to date with all the rest. Lord love a duck.