Thanks to Daily Pundit for the link to this story in the Washington Post about one of the inagural parties. He has some great lines... I wonder if they're his, or if they were written for him.

"Good to see Vice President Cheney," Bush continued. "I have this habit of giving out nicknames, but Dick is the only person who's given me a nickname. He calls me 'The Apprentice.'"

Bush also said, "Secretary of State-designate Condoleezza Rice is here. People often ask me what Condi is like. Well, she is creative; she is tough -- think Martha Stewart with access to nuclear codes."

Bush also singled out his nominee for attorney general, Alberto Gonzales. "As you know, he's replacing John Ashcroft," Bush said. "John's heading home to Missouri -- where he intends to cover up naked statues in the private sector."

You gotta love someone who can so easily make fun of himself.