"I see about 15 butts a day, and a third of them have warts," says nurse practitioner Naomi Jay of the University of California at San Francisco....The bright side? "In 13 years I've only been pooped on twice, and that's not bad."
Normally, researchers would use a centrifuge to extract fluids to be tested. But this is the one way in which the tampon is not an optimal specimen-collecting tool, because its true purpose is to hold liquid in. "Optimal recovery," Garland says, "requires manual squeezing." Wearing gloves, of course.
Don’t hate them because they’re inscrutable. These are people who love the subtle power and intricacies of computers, yet who must spend their days incarcerated in windowless rooms telephonically holding the hands of 16-bit blockheads.
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