I went to Panera Bread for lunch the other day. Among other things, they too are advertising low carb bread. Isn't bread pretty much all carbohydrates? How in the world do you make bread low carb? Maybe they replaced some of the wheat with saw dust or something.

But wait, there's more. I was watching TV the other night and saw an ad from Science Diet for low carb dog food! Are you kidding me? I think we've officially gone too far. If your dog needs a low carb dog food, then you and your dog needs to go for a walk. Now. Go. Step away from your computer. Walk your dog. Smell the fresly cut grass. Lift your leg on a tree... or at the very least let your dog.

What are you still doing here?