Pizza Party is a command line Linux tool distributed under the GNU Public License for ordering a pizza using only a few keystrokes. Here's a brief rundown of the features from their website:

• Can save pizza preferences.
  
• Can use batch files for ordering many pizzas.
  
• Has easy to use flags for ordering different toppings.
  
• Runs on most UNIX-like operating systems.
  
• Supports most currently popular topings like "mushrooms", and "pepperoni"!
  
• Unattended / background operation.
  

Now honestly folks, is it really that hard to pickup a phone? (via Slashdot).